Remember all that talk about banning guns on the official White House web site or from the mouth of the Attorney General or Secretary of State? Well, some on the left seem to think you’re a paranoid right-wing conspiracy theorist for pointing it out. Likewise, they think you’re paranoid if you believe you might have to defend yourself from tyranny. So how do they want to cure you of this paranoia?
By banning guns and sending SWAT teams to kill their political opposition.
Though, in all fairness, I suppose it wouldn’t be paranoia anymore if they actually did it.